[
Are We Friends?] by Matthew Haldeman-Time
Oz/Graham, Riley/Xander.
So
Oz.
"Wearing nail polish is not walking on the wild side. And I'm not afraid."
"Ooh, that was convincing."
"I don't see you wearing any."
"I'm not cool enough. Oz is cool guy. Way cool. Oz has the essence of cool. Non-cool guys can't pull it off. And we're back to pulling."
"Am I cool?"
"If you have to ask, you're not," Xander said.